Dear Mum,
I have been thrashing Superflake in every race this year as I feel it is the only thing I know to do. I really wish he would beat me in a race, but I just can't let him win one.
I must beat him when he is down. He has shown no respect to me as his elder statesman by beating me in races last year. Enough is enough and I can't let it happen again.
Watch on Sunday the 13th Mum at City 2 Surf and you will see Superflake crawling on hands and knees as I run over his flailing broken body. It is the just thing to do.
I will toast my victory with a Pimms and Lemonade while you have your Shandy.
Cheers.
Your loving son, Blue Dog.
P.S This was a letter taken from Blue Dog's blog. lol
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